LEARNING FROM HISTORY - Russians executed muslim terrorists and buried them with pigs to stop terrorism. Spaniards in Sevilla stopped mosques by burying pigs on the grounds. Problem solved for Ground Zero!
SOLIDARITY - Help is on the way.
PACK YOUR BAGS, LADS! BARACK OBAMA, PRESIDENT OF THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE WORLD, JUST ORDERED YOUR PRESIDENT TO SEND YOU TO FIGHT IN HIS NEW WAR IN IRAQ...CHEERS! -
IMMIGRATION LAW PROTESTORS - At Least This One Is Honest About It
DEFICITRAISER - He will send your savings straight to Hell
INAUGURATION DAY, 2009 - The salute to Bush that the press did not want you to see. Classy!
FARSCAPE, THE SEQUEL - Now we know what happened to Scorpius after Farscape was cancelled
ACCESSORIES - Hey, if you're gonna carry your 9mm on campus, you may as well bring your 20mg, too.
YOUR MISSION - LIE - THEN SEND SOLDIERS TO DIE!
THOUGHT TOMMY WAS A GRAMMY WINNER - by THE WHO
Woe to the Republic and the Force -